quickweaves:

amazing

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

white man: well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate

niall + disposable cameras x/x

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you