everythingisfunnierin-enochian:

we-are-his-army:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

deadpooly:

dean is a sub

winterforlovers:

“Sometimes we’ll be out and Thomas will be doing something cute and Gen will say ‘Oh I wish we had a camera’ and I just say “Give it 30 minutes and we can find it on google!”

- Jared talking about the paparazzi taking photos of them.

juztgurlythingz:

http://satans-buttocks.tumblr.com/ submitted

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

meowddison:

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

I’ve watched this so many times and i had tears and wow i literally could not NOT reblog

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*