six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I slip lyrics into conversation very often. It makes people think I’m philosophical and smart but really I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it.
Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday?
The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all.
In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful.
And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female.
This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is?
Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
I’m…I’m boggling at the last one. because…i…what?
The reason I can’t get over Dean and Cas is simple
It is the most romantic unintentional love story I’ve ever seen.
An angel, a warrior of heaven who knew nothing other than servitude, faith and obedience for literally billions of years betrays his entire family, his brothers, for the sake of one man.
A man marked by tragedy from a very young age, a man who has nothing but his family if only they would stay alive, a man who is unable to form relationships at all, a man who can’t trust anyone but still gives and gives until he has nothing left, this man lets someone in, he takes a chance on an angel with insurmountable power who has the potential to hurt him in so many ways, but he lets him in, becomes his comrade, his best friend
and even after that angel betrays that lonely, lonely little boy, the boy forgives him and lets him back into his heart because he never really left
An angel afraid of falling and a man afraid of flying
but somehow, against all odds, they end up somewhere in between
and they realize that it was okay, that they have each other
and even though they are fighting things much stronger than them, they prevail
regardless of the circumstances, they always come back to each other
and maybe, just maybe, they find something in each other that defies everything that they are but despite all of that,
Cas gives Dean something that he needs. Dean needs to be loved, cherished by someone who will always put him first.
and Cas, Cas just needs someone to cushion the fall.
this is where i want to be
LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
fail!gif inspired by this post
[ stiles doing the fancy mountain ash throw and ending up covered in it ]
im so sorry
cannot not reblog. ♥
Wait but I would really like this in the show. Tense action, dramatic music and camera angles. The audience is at the edge of their seat, punching their friends next to them like “OMG this is it we get a magical Stiles!”
And then he just starts coughing, like “Shit! Scott, Scott I fucked up. Wait just let me — just GIVE ME A MINUTE!” *coughhackcough* “Okay.”
But wait — then he fucking punches the ground or something shit and the sprinkled ash just pushes outwards and forms a fucking circle around him.
omg ok i fail but oh do i try
WOAH YES PLEASE
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad