vickisigh:

"girls look so much better with makeup"

literally everyone looks better with makeup i mean have you seen boys with eyeliner cos that is tha shit that sets my loins ablaze

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

peniscas:

dean teasing cas mercilessly the first time he finds out he likes sweaters

but then he’ll start finding that cas is, in fact, serious and that he does, in fact, love sweaters. so dean makes it his personal mission that whenever he has to go out of state for a hunt, he has to buy cas a fancy new sweater from some thrift shop in the state.

he doesn’t give them to him at first. he tries to pass it off as waiting, but he knows it’s nerves that cas could reject him or that cas would tell him that he could get his own sweaters. it’s irrational and dean knows it, but still.

eventually the sweaters start piling up, well into the tens if not the low hundreds. they’re starting to take up room where he’d rather be keeping weapons and he just relents and digs a hefty bag of sweaters from under his bed.

he’d take them to cas’ room and just sort of toss the bag there before putting his hands on his hips. when cas tilts his head, because he always does, dean would sigh and say:

"sweaters, for you."

and cas would blush beet red before climbing out of bed and crouching to the floor, untying the bag’s knot and pulling out the woolliest sweater maine has to offer.

"for me?" he’d ask.

dean would nod before crouching to cas’ level and grinning at the small smile pulling at cas’ lips.

"yeah," he’d reply. "for you, buddy."

kingslyers:

doctor who meme | nine scenes [4/9]
ten and martha in “last of the timelords”

drarry:

do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.